Oversize Hooded Towel Surf Poncho

🎉 WANT THIS BEAUTY FOR FREE? 🎉

SPEND OVER $399 ON THE NEW GEN 5 RANGE AND THE FIRST 100 PRE-ORDERS WILL SCORE THIS HOODED SURF PONCHO—ON US!

Alright, let’s talk about post-surf reality: trying to change in the parking lot without giving everyone a free show.

Tired of wrestling towels that would rather be on the ground than covering you? Enter the Hooded Poncho, the “I’ve got this” of parking lot wardrobe solutions.

Why This Poncho is Pure Genius:

• Buh-Bye Towel Tumbles: Say adios to having to pull a serious MacGyver with a towel or having it slip at the worst possible moment. Just toss on this poncho, and you’re instantly covered—no acrobatics required.
• Prowler Proof: Ladies, this one’s for you. This poncho blocks sneaky eyes like a pro. Now you can change with all the confidence of a pro wrestler strutting into the ring.
• Comfier Than Your Couch: No, you won’t hit the club in it (or will you?), but it’s so warm you’ll find yourself lounging in it post-surf, pre-surf, and maybe at the grocery store…no judgement.

The Deets:

• Built for Maximum Cozy: Heavyweight Cotton Terry 400Gsm. It’s like a bear hug from a warm cloud.
• One Size, Huge Personality: Oversized to fit everyone with room to spare.
• Kangaroo Pocket: Because snacks, keys, and wax all deserve a cozy spot.
• Mega Fit (85cm x 115cm): Enough fabric to keep you and a small pet covered. (We don’t judge.)

So what are you waiting for? Be one of the first 100 to spend $399+ on a Gen 5 Wetsuit pre-order and you’ll be cruising off with a FREE Hooded Surf Poncho (worth $79!).

Stay warm, stay covered, and let the good vibes roll. 🌊😎